Cum With Us

What it is and what it costs

Cum With Us is a podcast and website of erotic audio stories. Its masthead reads "Erotic audio stories, made for women", and the site describes its fantasies as ethical, which is its own label. A new story is released every Tuesday, and the About page says the team has been writing and producing the stories since 2020.

Listening is free. The FAQ answers "Is it free?" with "Yes. Every story is free on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Spreaker and right here on the site." The free version carries adverts: the terms say "Some episodes include adverts". Membership is optional, and the front page sets free and member listening side by side in a small table. Free listeners get the weekly Tuesday story and adverts. Members get each story a month early, no adverts, a bonus story every month and a vote on what the team makes next. The membership button reads "Become a member", and in October 2026 the site worded its price as "From £4 a month · cancel anytime".

So the money question has a narrow answer. Nothing is needed to listen, and the only paid product is the Patreon membership. The advertise page shows the other revenue side: the site sells pre-roll and mid-roll audio adverts to brands, and one format is an original story written around a brand and labeled as sponsored.

Paying and stopping

Who bills is stated plainly. The terms say "Paid memberships are provided through Patreon. Payments, billing, cancellations and refunds are handled by Patreon under its own terms." The privacy policy repeats it: memberships are handled entirely by Patreon, Patreon's privacy policy applies, and the site receives only the information Patreon shares with creators. That puts the card details, the receipts and the support queue with Patreon rather than with the podcast.

The pages do not state how the charge appears on a statement.

The plan is a monthly one, with the price shown as "From £4 a month" in October 2026, and the FAQ repeats that memberships run through Patreon from £4 a month. The site lists no levels beyond that starting price and describes no free trial, annual option or rebill amount. The FAQ says "Cancel any time from your Patreon account", and the terms say "You can cancel at any time through your Patreon account." Canceling is a Patreon account action, not a form or an email to the podcast.

Refunds are not decided by the podcast either. The terms put refunds under Patreon's own terms, and no page of the site states a refund rule or a refund window, so a reader who cares about that point reads Patreon's terms before joining. The site's own role ends at the content: the comparison table marks adverts as "None, ever" for members, which is the concrete thing the payment buys besides early access.

Account, data and the site's rules

Listening needs no account. The data asked for is small. The privacy policy lists newsletter sign-ups, which take an email address; story requests and messages, which take an email address and whatever is written in the form; and emails sent to the site. The request form marks the email and the idea as required and carries a separate "Sign up for news and updates" option. The policy gives retention periods: newsletter addresses are kept until the person unsubscribes, and story requests and messages are kept up to 24 months and then deleted.

The policy names the services involved. Google Analytics measures which pages are visited and roughly where visitors are from, with analytics data kept for 14 months. Google Ads is used to measure how well the site's own adverts work, and the policy says it uses cookies to record whether a visit came from one of those ads. The audio player is provided by Spreaker, which may set its own cookies. Squarespace hosts the site. The policy says analytics and advertising cookies depend on consent given through the cookie banner, and a Cookie Preferences button at the bottom of the site changes the choice. It states that the site never sells information. UK data protection rights are listed, with a reply promised within 1 month and the UK regulator, the ICO, named for complaints.

Age is handled by statement. The terms and the privacy policy both say the site is for adults aged 18 and over, and the terms ask visitors to confirm they are at least 18 and that they may lawfully listen to adult content where they live. No age check beyond that statement is described.

The terms add that all stories are fiction, that every character is an adult and that all scenarios are consensual. They also rule out stories involving minors, scenarios without consent or real people, and the request form repeats "Nothing involving real people, please." Visitors may listen and read for personal, non-commercial use and may not copy, download, re-upload or sell the content. Anyone who sends a story idea agrees that the team may use and develop it without payment or credit. English law governs the terms. The About page introduces the team only as "K & J", and the pages name no company, so no registered operator is stated. A contact email appears on the pages. The pages carry no records custodian statement; the terms' line that every character is an adult is the closest equivalent.

In October 2026 the front page loaded 9 third-party domains, with Google Ads as the only ad network named, made 66 requests and did not redirect elsewhere on load.

What the free feed and the membership hold

The catalog is audio-first. The listings page describes 250+ erotic stories made for women, from slow and romantic to bold and kinky, and the front page cites 6M downloads since launch, while the About page claims 1.4M listens this year; both are the site's own figures. The FAQ says every story is written by a small team of writers and produced in-house, and the episodes play on the site or in any podcast app, Apple Podcasts and Spotify included. Stories can be filtered by pairing (MF, FF, MM, MFM, FMF, group and solo) and by mood, with the front page giving a rough count for each mood, such as Romantic at 60+ and Quick Listen at 50+.

Each story has a numbered page with a short description, its pairing tag and a release date. The newest numbered story in October 2026 was #3220, dated 6 October 2026, and an Around the World tag runs through the recent releases. The advertise page adds a weekly replay of a listener favorite, which the page puts as 2 episodes every week. The terms refer to transcripts and to audio and written content.

The members feed on the front page shows next week's story, the month's bonus story and a vote on what to make next. Listeners can ask for a story through a form that takes a mood and an idea, and the page says every request is read and members vote on the monthly shortlist.

Who it suits

It suits a listener who wants erotic audio made for women, with no account, and who is happy to accept adverts in exchange for free episodes. It also suits a buyer who prefers the billing party to be a platform that handles its own cancellations and refunds, since the podcast hands both to Patreon.

The caveats are in the details. The pages do not give the full price ladder, a trial, a descriptor or a refund window, and they name no registered company. The strength is the weekly rhythm: a new free story every Tuesday from a small independent team, with an optional paid tier that removes adverts and is billed and canceled through Patreon.